Single Verbs and Names.
You know what’s awesome? Exclaiming the things you do with single verbs. For example, if I were to do that right now I’d be yelling: “WRITE!” and if I were to sit down I’d go: “SIT!” “STAND!” It’s awesome, I love it, it’s awesome.
Names give people meaning. It’s obviously because your parents are a certain way and they name you. So what’s gonna happen is you get their characteristics and therefore you become a certain person with a certain name.
For example, Chad is a very certain type of guy. Chad’s the kind of guy that just speaks in 1/5 of stories. He always just tells you 1/5 of a story. “Hey, guys I just had a burrito…” “Yes, Chad and then what?”
“Nothing. Hey, I went mountain biking…” And then what happened? “Actually I didn’t, I think I was tripping on some mescaline.” Sweet Chad catch you later.
You’re never gonna see a congressman Chad. “Hey guys, uh so we should, like, totally pass this bill….” “alright congressman, let’s just look at that and TOSS!”
If your name is Chad I think you have to have a van. ICBC, or wherever the fuck you get your driver’s licenses, should hand out cars based on your name. “Alright Chad, here are the keys to your van, it’s the black one with the snake on the side. License plate “sweet-exclamation mark.” “-Sweet dude, catch you on the flip.”
If your name is Trevellyan you get a Mercedez and a launch pad for a nuclear weapon.
